Lucky pulls up to a house in La Jolla a few years ago and the owner walks out with his little “yap” dog and meets Lucky halfway to the house.  Before Lucky can introduce himself, the dog runs, jumps up and bites Lucky on the butt.  

“Hey,” Lucky says, “your dog just bit me.”

“Yeah,” the man says, “keep an eye on him, he’ll probably try and bite you again.”

Lucky looks at the guy for a moment and then says, “You know, usually when a dog bites me, I kick the shit out of the dog.  Whenever a dog bites me twice…I kick the shit out of the owner.”

Without a trace of response, the guy says, “I think I’ll just take him to his kennel and lock him up."