More frightening than the dead

Lucky and his crew were installing a new sewer lateral for one of the local mortuaries.  He was down in the ditch when one of the morticians came out to see how they were doing.  Lucky engaged him in conversation and the mortician advised his of some of the issues he had been encountering with the sewer line they were replacing.  

Lucky segued to a story about how he once replaced a sump pump and a malfunction had literally showered him with the drain water that was in the sump.  


The mortician listened with horror and blurted out, “Jesus, Lucky, I couldn’t do what you guys do!”